Bingo's Playroom and You: Farms/Transcript

Here is a transcript for the Farms episode of Bingo's Playroom and You.

(music starts, and a drawing of a playroom is seen)

BINGO: (sings) Lalalala, Lalalala, Bingo's Playroom. Lalalala, lalalala, Bingo's Playroom. I love my church mouse, my markers too. That's Bingo's Playroom.(laughs) Yeah! Oh. Hi! This is Bingo's Playroom, and I am soooo very happy to see you today. (he points at Skittles) Oh, and so is Skittles. Say hello Skittles. (close up of mouse cage is seen) Guess what I've been thinking about today? (kazoo fanfare leads to furniture making many farm animal noises. The toy chest snorts, oinks, and squeals like a pig)

BINGO: Huh? (the curtain crows like a rooster)

BINGO: What's happening? (the doggie door moos like a cow) Do you know? (the video player makes galloping and horse neighing sounds, and the projector makes cowbwll sounds. As this happens, Bingo walks over to the doggie door. He then opens it, and the Farmer in the Dell shows up)

FARMER IN THE DELL: Greetings dog! and greetings to the red shirted man. Wait! He's Tommy Tee, you're Bingo, and I'm the Farmer in the Dell.

BINGO: Oh really? (Suddenly, he gets run over by animals)

FARMER IN THE DELL: Hey, where did you animals go! Come back! (runs off completely crushed)

BINGO: You know. (sings to the tune of Old MacDonald) Old MacDonald's farm is swell.

ANIMALS: (join in singing as they run over Bingo) E-I-E-I-O (now Bingo is run over by even more animals

FARMER IN THE DELL: Wait! Come back to my... (he falls) Oof. Ow. (Bingo catches his breath)

BINGO: You know, farms!

FARMER IN THE DELL: That's where my farm animals should go instead of running off like that! (he faints) (Tommy Tee does a facepalm as Bingo laughs)

(meanwhile, a montage of characters with farm animals play throughout the farms montage. After the montages end, we head back to Bingo's Playroom.

FARMER IN THE DELL: Hey! Tommy Tee, what on earth is the meaning of feeding my wee little pigs? (he runs off sobbing hysterically)

BINGO: Poor Farmer in the Dell. (walks over to the mouse cage) Anyway, Skittles has been thinking about farms too, and Skittles has a question. What animals live on a farm? Hey, that's a great question Skittles. Hey. I have an idea, let's ask the most famous bear in the playroom. His name is Fuzzy Wuzzy. Come on, let's ask him.

(the curtain crows like a rooster)

BINGO: (laughs) Oh look at that. The curtain sounds like a rooster. (the curtain opens up, and Fuzzy Wuzzy is seen) Hey look everybody, it's Fuzzy Wuzzy. Hello Fuzzy Wuzzy, Hey Fuzzy Wuzzy, Skittles has a question to ask you. What animals live on a farm? (Fuzzy Wuzzy snorts like a pig) Oh, that's great Fuzzy Wuzzy, pigs live on a farm. Can you think of another animal that lives on the farm? (Fuzzy Wuzzy moos like a cow) Whoa! Fuzzy Wuzzy, that's right. Cows also live on a farm. But can you think of one more animal that lives on a farm? (Now Fuzzy Wuzzy quacks like a duck) Whoa Fuzzy Wuzzy. Great job, Ducks live on a farm. Boy, you sure know your farm animals Fuzzy Wuzzy. (the curtain closes, and Bingo laughs) Now, Skittles wants to ask someone else. What animals live on a farm (changes to a live action scene)

BOY: Hey Skittles, chickens live on a farm. They hatch out of their egg. (transition to a girl)

GIRL: Skittles, I know an animal that lives on a farm. Horses live on a farm, and they like to gallop. (transition to Bingo)

BINGO: Thanks kids, and thanks Skittles. And now, I'm going to ask a baby. Hello baby, what animals live on the farm? (the baby holds a cow plush) Well, that's true, cow's do live on a farm. Thanks baby. (he laughs) (transitions back to the playroom) And Now, I, Bingo, have a question foooooor you. How many ducks are hatching. Let's find out, shall we? (a brown egg hatches) 1, (a white egg hatches) 2, (another white egg hatches) 3. 3 ducks hatching out of their eggs. (a baby cow called a calf walks to the screen, gets a bottle, and drinks out of it) and 1 calf drinking a bottle) Wow. That was great counting. (he walks over to a toy chest) Now I want to learn something else about farms. What sounds do farm animals make? Let's find out. (he dries opening his toy chest to no avail) Oh toy chest, come on, please open up. (the toy chest pulls Bingo off of the screen, a piece of paper zooms in) What sounds do horses make? Do they meow, bark, or neigh?

KIDS: Neigh.

BINGO: That's right. What sounds do cows make? Do they squeak, quack, or moo?

KIDS: Moo.

BINGO: Yep. What sounds do chickens make? Do they cluck, oink, or gobble?

KIDS: Cluck.

BINGO: Yes. (piece of paper zooms out and the toy chest closes, then the doggie door opens and more animals run off with fruits and vegetables)

FARMER IN THE DELL: Come back here fruits and vegetables. (sighs) You know Bingo, there's a lot more about farms, besides animals. Many different kinds of Food to eat. Please come back here at once. (he leaves the screen)

BINGO: Oh boy. Tommy Tee once helped out at the farm. He helped milk a cow for the very first time, and told me all about it) (mouse cages slide across the screen to transition to a puppet named Tommy Tee with his dog Darby)

TOMMY TEE: I am at the farm. I have a very important task to do at the farm. Today, I am learning how to milk a cow. It's going to take a lot of work since I have never done it before, but at least I have some help if I need it. A farmer came by and showed me how to milk a cow. It takes a lot of time for all the milk to come out of the cow. Now, I try milking the cow, and I take it nice and easy, until all the milk comes out. I did it. I milked the cow. The farmer was very proud of me. I am also proud of myself. My dog Darby was also proud of me too. And that was the story of me helping out at a farm. The End. (mouse cages slide across the screen to transition back to the playroom)

BINGO: Wow, what a very great story. Tommy Tee sure helped out at the farm. And now I want to learn even more about farms, but how? (the radio appears on screen, and gallops like a horse) Hey, what a great idea. We can listen to the Farms station. (the radio turns on)

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the farms station, where everything is about farms. Now, here is Clever Fox singing 2 classic farm songs.

CLEVER FOX: Hi. I'm Clever Fox, here to sing and play 2 classic farm songs. Here is the first one. (strums his guitar and starts singing) Old MacDonald had a farm, e, i, e, i, o. And on his farm he had a cow, e, i, e, i, o. With a

(Lassie moos)

CLEVER FOX: here and a

(Lassie moos)

CLEVER FOX: there. Here a

(Lassie moos)

CLEVER FOX: There a

(Lassie moos)

CLEVER FOX: Everywhere a

(Lassie moos one last time, then leaves)

CLEVER FOX: Old MacDonald had a farm, e, i, e, i, o. (speaks) And now here's another farm song) (sings) The Farmer in the Dell, The Farmer In The Dell, Hi Hothe Dairy O the Farmer In The Dell (repeats lyrics 3 more times) That's all the songs we have for today. Until next time, this is Clever Fox signing off. (radio turns off and leaves)

BINGO: Thanks radio. Hmm, I love farms so much, I wonder what it would be like to be farmer? (the doggie door opens, and the farm animals leave)

FARMER IN THE DELL: Oh no, not again. Come back to my farm. (breaks down sobbing as the doggie door closes)

BINGO: Are you okay? What's wrong?

FARMER IN THE DELL: Bingo, I have a big problem. I' the Farmer and the Dell, am not as young as I used to be. A farmer's work is never done. It takes a lot of hard and exhausting work, because we always have to chase the vegetables, milk the cows, and feed the pigs and other animals every single day.

BINGO: Look at that. Skittles is imagining me, Bingo, as a farmer. (transitions to a farm with Bingo as a farmer, and Old MacDonald had a Farm plays) I am here to milk some cows. It may take a long process, but here I go. (starts milking a cow)

BINGO: (offscreen) And now, Skittles is imagining me collecting eggs at the farm. (Turkey in the Straw plays)

BINGO: (onscreen) I'm here to collect some eggs, and bring them to a safe place.

BINGO: (offscreen) And now, Skittles is imagining me bathing a pig. (the Farmer in the Dell plays)

BINGO: (onscreen) This bathtub is going to make this piglet nice and clean. (scrubs the piglet gently)

BINGO: (offscreen) Boy. No wonder why being a farmer is hard work. (transitions back to the playroom)

FARMER IN THE DELL: You see, that's why being a farmer is very hard work.

ANIMALS: (nod their heads)

FARMER IN THE DELL: There you are. (he bumps his head into the doggie door) Come back to my farm. (sighs)

BINGO: Are you okay?

FARMER IN THE DELL: See what I mean? I must try to head them off at the back door. (runs off)

BINGO: Oh man. You must be in good shape to be a farmer. Sunky and Slinky have taken a ride in the tractor before, and that's why I have made a video of them riding a tractor, with my trusty rusty video camera. It's called Sunky and Slinky's tractor ride, by Bingo the dog. Come in video player. (the video player arrives, mooing like a cow) Okay, please turn on. (turns on) Thanks.

SUNKY: Oh boy. I have never been on a tractor ride before

SLINKY: You mean I haven't.

SUNKY: I haven't.

SLINKY: I haven't.

BINGO: Hey everyone, it's best not to argue.

SUNKY: Maybe he's right. We both never been on a tractor before,

BINGO: And that's Sunky and Slinky's tractor ride, by me, Bingo the dog. (the video player turns off and leaves) Oh. Thanks video player.

TOMMY TEE: Hi Bingo. Sorry we're 15 minutes late, but we got stuck in traffic.

BINGO: No worries, because you're just in time, and now Skittles wants all of us to sing the Farms song.

TOMMY TEE: (plays brief snippets of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Mary Had a Little Lamb, and She'll be Coming Round the Mountain on the piano)

BINGO: I'm sorry but I don't think that's how the farms song goes. Allow me to demonstrate) (plays Old MacDonald Had a Farm on the piano.

FARMER IN THE DELL: Wait a minute guys, I know that tune. Could I please sing along with you.

BINGO: Of course. Be my guest. (plays Old MacDonald Had a Farm on the piano) Everyone, sing along if you want.

EVERYONE: (sings, and the animals make their animals sounds to the music) F A R M that spells farm, e,i, e, i, o. F A R M that spells farm e, i, e, i, o. With a moo moo here and an oink oink there, here a neigh, there a cluck, everywhere a gobble gobble F A R M that spells farm, e, i, e, i, o.

BINGO: That was great singing everyone, and now it's time to say goodbye. Say goodbye Skittles. (mouse cage close up) Say goodbye Farmer in the Dell.

FARMER IN THE DELL: Bye everyone,

BINGO: Say goodbye everybody. (sings) I love my church mouse, my markers too.

EVERYONE: That's Bingo's Playroom.

BINGO: One more time. Say goodbye everyone.

EVERYONE: Goodbye.

BINGO: Goodbye. (barks)